
Ya know what really burns my biscuits?
One-Uppers

I am not talking about the cute mushroom guys from Mario.
You know the types, you could be talking about how you were mugged one time while walking the streets of Philadelphia, and a person in the group interrupts with their story of how they got shot, sounding like they’re out here getting shot at all of the time, like they’re 50 Cent.

They do this constantly, and it’s more than just sharing a similar story, because we all do that. You could talk about how you almost died during an operation and they’ll tell you about the time they DID die and had to be revived 3 times.
You talk about how your kid took their first steps and they chime in with how their kid took their first steps two weeks before yours did.
UGH!!!! One-Uppers!
What burns your biscuits?
Love & life lessons,
Kristian
Yeah, well. 5 minutes after my (nonexistent) kid was born, he walked over to the bar across the street from the hospital and ordered a martini, shaken, not stirred, in a perfect James Bond imitation. π
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Haha! Yeah, well my nonexistent child is actually Superman, so…. ππ€£
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Lol
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Yeah, well my kid walked over to the bar, took your kids drink, slapped Superman in the face and fucked his girlfriend….Oops, did I go too far?
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ππ€£ππ€£ That escalated quickly!!
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Used to get this all the time with one person especially who always had an illness worse than the one being discussed πππ
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Ugh. Can’t stand it. I had a friend who would do the same thing when my husband talked about his kidney transplant. She would go on about how her surgeries were always worse. He would always reply “It’s not a competition.”
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Girrrl! Thatβs my pet peeve too and I know a few like that. If you pooped once, they pooped three times! Ugh!
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ππ€£ Yes! So annoying!
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Oh, well that’s nothing. π© π© π© π© π©
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THEY ARE THE WORSE!
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Right?!?! Ugh!!!
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This post was great! BTW, I wrote one about the same exact topic and my post is simply awesome. π JUST KIDDING!
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Lol!!!! Thanks, Rob!
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You think your biscuits were burnt? I can burn a shopping cart of buscuits with my Campfire!π€ π₯ π Great post! I cannot stand one uppers.
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πππ Thank you! Ugh, they’re terrible!
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You know what’s more terrible?…. Nevermind. Enough is enough.
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So, I had a dream last night youβd probably be interested in… lol!!
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I can only imagine! π Go on…..
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Ok… so… I was in some place trying to sleep. There were these people who kept running around making noise. So I found out I was in the middle of a party. The party was Metallica and people they knew. Lars and Kirk seemed like the perpetrators of the noise and stuff. They seemed close friends. I never saw the bass player. James wasnβt around much in the beginning but they had this little fan meeting thing and he came around. He was cool but Lars seemed to befriend me the most. They were kind of including me in everything. Which surprised me. So, I thought about FaceTiming you to meet them but never did. Then the dream kind of phased over to something else.
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Haha! I’m honored that you thought of face timing me to meet them!
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Yep… a bunch of old farts goofing off like teenagers. But Lars thought I was funny and James warmed up to me pretty well… shouldβve rubbed it in π
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I would have been jealous for sure!
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I wouldnβt want to make you jealous… lol
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Well, it’s not like you could help it. I would want you to tell me. Ya know if the event ever arises where you get yo hang out with Metallica.
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Youβre an extremely larger fan than I am. It would have meant something more to you. If this were an actual event, Iβm very certain it would awkward as it could be….
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Ok, nice talking to ya
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Lol. Sorry. It just planted a funny image in my mind
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Iβm sure it did. π€·πΌ
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I didnβt have the heart to tell them Iβve thought they sucked for the last 2 and a half decades….
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That was nice of you. I’m sure it would have been irrelevant to them anyway. π
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Probably…
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Oh yeah… please tell whoever keeps calling me from your state to stop. Itβs really burning my biscuits.
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ππ€£π€£π€£ I’ll see what I can do
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I know yβall know each other up yonder.
I donβt want an extended warranty.
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