That Really Burns My Biscuits #8

Ya know what really burns my biscuits?


I am not talking about the cute mushroom guys from Mario.

You know the types, you could be talking about how you were mugged one time while walking the streets of Philadelphia, and a person in the group interrupts with their story of how they got shot, sounding like they’re out here getting shot at all of the time, like they’re 50 Cent.

They do this constantly, and it’s more than just sharing a similar story, because we all do that. You could talk about how you almost died during an operation and they’ll tell you about the time they DID die and had to be revived 3 times.

You talk about how your kid took their first steps and they chime in with how their kid took their first steps two weeks before yours did.

UGH!!!! One-Uppers!

What burns your biscuits?

Love & life lessons,


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39 Responses to That Really Burns My Biscuits #8

  1. ashleyleia says:

    Yeah, well. 5 minutes after my (nonexistent) kid was born, he walked over to the bar across the street from the hospital and ordered a martini, shaken, not stirred, in a perfect James Bond imitation. πŸ˜‰

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  2. Brad Osborne says:

    Yeah, well my kid walked over to the bar, took your kids drink, slapped Superman in the face and fucked his girlfriend….Oops, did I go too far?

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  3. Paula Light says:

    Used to get this all the time with one person especially who always had an illness worse than the one being discussed πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    • kristianw84 says:

      Ugh. Can’t stand it. I had a friend who would do the same thing when my husband talked about his kidney transplant. She would go on about how her surgeries were always worse. He would always reply “It’s not a competition.”

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  4. cheriewhite says:

    Girrrl! That’s my pet peeve too and I know a few like that. If you pooped once, they pooped three times! Ugh!

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  5. The V Pub says:

    This post was great! BTW, I wrote one about the same exact topic and my post is simply awesome. πŸ˜‰ JUST KIDDING!

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  6. You think your biscuits were burnt? I can burn a shopping cart of buscuits with my Campfire!🀠πŸ”₯ πŸ˜† Great post! I cannot stand one uppers.

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  7. The Eclectic Contrarian says:

    So, I had a dream last night you’d probably be interested in… lol!!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. The Eclectic Contrarian says:

    Oh yeah… please tell whoever keeps calling me from your state to stop. It’s really burning my biscuits.

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